Amrita 

Amrita 
-Chris Ramey 

The first time I met Amrita 
She magically appeared in my lap 
Like a water nymph bikini genie     
Awoken from a really long nap 

She proceeded to reveal her secret fountain 
Introduced me to her phenomenon 
I got a close-up tour of how she made her du jour 
And the special switch to turn off and on 

Amrita I love and respect her 
Amrita such a sweet surprise 
Amrita the divine nectar 
Amrita I have been baptised 

My simple mind had never reckoned 
That such a blessing even existed 
I learned that I needed to beckon 
And not be too hard or tight-fisted 

Yeah the technique was all in the motion 
Not to cramp when it got really damp 
I swear I could hear the ocean 
When I rubbed on her sacred sweet lamp 

Amrita I love and respect her 
Amrita such a sweet surprise 
Amrita the divine nectar 
Amrita I have been baptised 

Hey baby the mattress gotta puddle this morning 
I think the dogs ate that roach 
Yeah we sure bumped it up a notch last night 
We went to first class up from coach 
The bed became an aeroplane 
The sheets a big old storm cloud 
And when the rain came it really poured 
I'm sure the neighbors heard us loud 

For you I will forever be grateful 
You make it La Nina every year 
You loved it when I called you Old Faithful 
I think I might need some scuba gear 

So the forecast is wet and juicy today 
Open up your umbrella my dear 
We're sitting together on the dock of your bay 
Let's dive in the coast is all clear 

Amrita I love and respect her 
Amrita such a sweet surprise 
Amrita the divine nectar 
Amrita I have been baptised 
Amrita she washed my sins away  
Amrita once dirty now clean 
Amrita her spray I will always obey 
Amrita my wet dream queen

 

© 2020 Herban Insurgent Publishing, LLC 

Chris Ramey - vocals, guitar

Danny Shafer - vocals

Please visit http://chrisrameymusic.com/ for more information. 

Herban Insurgent Publishing, LLC 
PO Box 20866 
Boulder, CO 80308

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