Lyrics

Amrita
- Chris Ramey

© 2025 Ramey
Herban Insurgent Publishing LLC (ASCAP)

The first time I met Amrita
She magically appeared in my lap
Like a water nymph bikini genie
Awoken from a really long nap

She proceeded to reveal her secret fountain
Introduced me to her phenomenon
I got a close-up tour of how she made her du jour
And the special switch to turn off and on

Amrita I love and respect her
Amrita such a sweet surprise
Amrita the divine nectar
Amrita I have been baptized

My simple mind had never reckoned
That such a blessing even existed
I learned that I needed to beckon
And not be too hard or tight-fisted

The technique was all in the motion
Not to cramp when it got really damp
I swear I could hear the ocean
When I rubbed on her sacred sweet lamp

Amrita I love and respect her
Amrita such a sweet surprise
Amrita the divine nectar
Amrita I have been baptized

Hey baby the mattress gotta puddle this morning
I think the dogs ate that roach
Yeah we sure bumped it up a notch last night
We went to first class up from coach
The bed became an aeroplane
The sheets a big old storm cloud
And when the rain came it really poured
I bet the neighbors heard us loud

For you I will forever be grateful
You make it La Nina every year
You loved it when I called you Old Faithful
I think I might need some scuba gear

So the forecast is wet and juicy today
Open up your umbrella my dear
We're sitting together on the dock of your bay
Let's dive in the coast is all clear

Amrita I love and respect her
Amrita such a sweet surprise
Amrita the divine nectar
Amrita I have been baptized
Amrita she washed my sins away
Amrita once dirty now clean
Amrita your spray I will always obey
Amrita you're my wet dream queen