Lyrics

Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
- Chris Ramey

© 2025 Ramey
Herban Insurgent Publishing LLC (ASCAP)

Two-faced marketing ad ploys
To sell more of their schwill
Back room deals they specialize
In lobbying standstill
They stand to lose some profit shares
Their stocks outlook downhill
If our leaders kept their promises
There wouldn't be a pig sty on cap hill

They name their beer brands after strains
No shame in their lame game
They want us to keep drinking
They never take any blame
For tearing up our families
To them it's all the same
Just try to light up inside the bar
And you'll see which side they claim

So smoke 'em if you got 'em
Raise them joints up high
Don't be afraid we're gonna have a parade
We'll tie-dye our outcry
They try to keep us dumb and numb
But with our red-eyed stride
We'll show 'em who we really are
And rep our stoner pride

So keep on drinking
And don't bother thinking
They like it just that way
And your liver's gonna pay
Yeah keep on drinking
While your life keeps sinking
They want you day-to-day
To stay on that drunk highway

There's a big drink special on 4/20
C'mon y'all come down
Celebrate your marijuana
With yet another round
Don't care if you get home or not
Tonight's our drink and drown
I think that waitress likes you
You dumb alcoholic clown

So smoke 'em if you got 'em
Raise those joints up high
Don't be afraid we're gonna have a parade
We'll tie-dye our outcry
They try to keep us dumb and numb
But with our red-eyed stride
We'll show 'em who we really are
And rep our stoner pride