Amrita
-Chris Ramey
The first time I met Amrita
She magically appeared in my lap
Like a water nymph bikini genie
Awoken from a really long nap
She proceeded to reveal her secret fountain
Introduced me to her phenomenon
I got a close-up tour of how she made her du jour
And the special switch to turn off and on
Amrita I love and respect her
Amrita such a sweet surprise
Amrita the divine nectar
Amrita I have been baptised
My simple mind had never reckoned
That such a blessing even existed
I learned that I needed to beckon
And not be too hard or tight-fisted
Yeah the technique was all in the motion
Not to cramp when it got really damp
I swear I could hear the ocean
When I rubbed on her sacred sweet lamp
Amrita I love and respect her
Amrita such a sweet surprise
Amrita the divine nectar
Amrita I have been baptised
Hey baby the mattress gotta puddle this morning
I think the dogs ate that roach
Yeah we sure bumped it up a notch last night
We went to first class up from coach
The bed became an aeroplane
The sheets a big old storm cloud
And when the rain came it really poured
I'm sure the neighbors heard us loud
For you I will forever be grateful
You make it La Nina every year
You loved it when I called you Old Faithful
I think I might need some scuba gear
So the forecast is wet and juicy today
Open up your umbrella my dear
We're sitting together on the dock of your bay
Let's dive in the coast is all clear
Amrita I love and respect her
Amrita such a sweet surprise
Amrita the divine nectar
Amrita I have been baptised
Amrita she washed my sins away
Amrita once dirty now clean
Amrita her spray I will always obey
Amrita my wet dream queen
© 2020 Herban Insurgent Publishing, LLC
Chris Ramey - vocals, guitar
Danny Shafer - vocals
Please visit http://chrisrameymusic.com/ for more information.
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